Well, folks its about time for dawg daze, so I gotta lay on ya a little poem I came up with for a contest.

Dawg DazeWhat winter is to logs, August is to dogs
They both just sit and get hot!But what works for the log, won’t do for the dog,
He’ll just bite yer hand if you poke him!(Requirements an illustrator, hint, hint)That outta my sytem, my attention is drawn to thoughts of Memphis warmth, and how ya get along in it Verify yer black book for buddies/family that has a pool And most of em spell that ool, bring about there is no P in in it, and they like it that way, if you get my drift In Memphis, it isn’t the warmth, it’s the stupidity, and if you are ever out in site visitors, stuck in a group on an expressway that’s’ not shifting, and there is NO reason to be stopped, you have just happened upon a substance referred to as Memphis Molasses It IS the stupidity!We Memphians can’t seem to move appropriate along, just trigger things get tight and close up There’s not nearly sufficient Freon handy to hold this place ENTIRELY comfy Those of us that have a handy human body of h2o to drop or ooze into, do so The rest of us have to settle for garden hoses and air conditioners, if we have em Some of us go go to with Chris or, on Saturdays, Bill Bruce over at Rooke Sails on South Prescott and examine out the slow shifting watercraft at Rooke Sails, of which Chris has a lot full If our wallets aren’t very that full, we have to make do (and Chris, I prefer commissions in Money!)Definitely, if you have a vessel and its NOT motorized, you can launch at Shelby Farms’ Patriot Lake I see Hobies and wind surfers on it occasionally If you have a trace quantity of money, you can paddle all over on h2o bikes and such that they rent there If your watercraft has some VROOM to it, there’s McKellar Lake on the southwest corner, Ole Man River on the west, and various bodies further out, in virtually all directions Y’all putcha life jackets on, ya heah The city, having put all enjoyable to a complete quit, has finally opened city pools So, sign up, walk in slowly and carefully and mind the lifeguards Liability insurance has already maxed out with two drowninings, so they’re johnny on the spot if they hear Support So MEAN it if ya say it, Ya Heah I hold waiting for somebody have a bodacious seaside by their human body of h2o, so we can have a sand sculpture contest like they have down at Edgewater Mall in Biloxi round 4th of July It’s so cool But Maywood heard the call of the taxman and the real estate developer and shut HIS seaside down So significantly for that concept I was raised with a boat and and engine under me most of the time, but, alas, that all got high-priced, and, in short order, sold, so I, too, comb the horizon for an ool There are some to be had, but can’t tell where they are.
Like my mates to truly WANT me all over, so that’s a private list.There ARE some possibilities for chillin out, tho Exxon, Sonic and a handul of other drop by’s have deals on their chill eats and drinks, so quit by there
As for acquiring the complete human body wet, go locate a fountain somewhere, whilst I believe somethin else up Preserve it cool, Memphis Its only 45 days to the very first kickoff of the football season, I see by the UT Sports site, so There’s somethin to look forward to Ciao .